“I love “Jersey Shore.” But the reason why I love it is because I have nothing in common with these people. I’m fascinated. It’s like watching “National Geographic.” … I want to see how they live in the wild … The Situation will go by a club, he’ll be like nah, I don’t want to go in there. There’s not enough people in there. … I’m the opposite. I’m like there is too many people in that bar. I’m not going to go in that bar. I want to go to a place where no one is.”